🚨 WARNING: UNRATED TIME MACHINE AHEAD 🚨

Welcome to the Moody Time Machine! Before you start messing with the space-time continuum, you need to agree to our terms. Don't worry, we kept the legal jargon to a minimum (mostly).

1. The "Don't Blame Us" Clause

Our AI is powered by an UNRATED Large Language Model. This means:

• Historical figures might say things that would make your grandmother blush
• They might have opinions that don't match modern sensibilities (shocking, we know)
• Sometimes they might be historically inaccurate, moody, or just plain weird
• We are NOT responsible for any existential crises, temporal paradoxes, or hurt feelings

2. No Redistribution (Seriously, Don't)

You agree that you will NOT:

• Copy, redistribute, or share the content generated by our AI
• Use our service to create content for other platforms or services
• Attempt to reverse-engineer our prompts or steal our time machine blueprints
• Share your account credentials (we're not running a time-sharing program)

3. Limited Liability (The "Oops" Protection)

By using this service, you acknowledge that:

• We provide this service "as is" - no warranties, express or implied
• We're not liable for any damages, direct, indirect, or interdimensional
• If our AI gives you bad historical advice, that's on you for taking it
• Maximum liability is limited to the amount you've paid us (which might be zero)

4. Your Responsibilities

You promise to:

• Use the service for educational and entertainment purposes only
• Not try to break our AI or make it say inappropriate things
• Not hold us responsible if Napoleon gives you questionable military advice
• Pay for the tokens you use (time travel isn't free, unfortunately)

5. Termination

We can terminate your access faster than you can say "Great Scott!" if you:

• Violate these terms
• Try to abuse our service
• Attempt to create actual time paradoxes